THOUGHT'S FOR GRADUATES

"Thermometers aren't the only thing tat gets a degree without brain.."

Sweetest Excuse

A kid gets 0 mark in a paper.
Father angrily says wat s dis?
Kid replies:teacher dint have more stars to give so she started giving MOON..

MOON

Be like a moon. So simple yet so attractive.. So enlightenin yet so cool.. So movin yet so still.. So quite yet so popular.. So romantic yet single.!

AN INSPIRIN QUOTE TO BECOME A LEADER

"Out of every 10 men born in this world,nine work for the tenth.
Prepare to be the tenth."
-Jamshed J.Irani.
Director,Tata Sons

Explaining marketing concepts

U see a gorgeous girl @ a party. U go 2 her n say"I'm rich.Marry me"-Its Direct Marketing

U go 2 a party wit frnds n see a gorgeous girl. 1 of ur frnd goes 2 her n say "He's rich. Marry him"-Advertising

U see a gorgeous girl @ party.She walks upto u n says"U r rich.Wil u marry me"-Brand Recognition

U see a gorgeous girl @ party n ask her 2 marry u. She introduces u 2 her husband- Thats Demand supply..

An Ethinic Thought

:I met money & said you are just a piece of paper.
Money smiled & said:
of-course I am.But i havn't seen a dustbin for me yet..?

Best sayin by Henry Ford on being "LAZY"

Innovation isnt made by early risers,
but by LAZY people,trying to find easier ways to do the same..