Be like a moon. So simple yet so attractive.. So enlightenin yet so cool.. So movin yet so still.. So quite yet so popular.. So romantic yet single.!
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
MOON
Be like a moon. So simple yet so attractive.. So enlightenin yet so cool.. So movin yet so still.. So quite yet so popular.. So romantic yet single.!
AN INSPIRIN QUOTE TO BECOME A LEADER
"Out of every 10 men born in this world,nine work for the tenth.
Prepare to be the tenth."
-Jamshed J.Irani.
Director,Tata Sons
Prepare to be the tenth."
-Jamshed J.Irani.
Director,Tata Sons
Explaining marketing concepts
U see a gorgeous girl @ a party. U go 2 her n say"I'm rich.Marry me"-Its Direct Marketing
U go 2 a party wit frnds n see a gorgeous girl. 1 of ur frnd goes 2 her n say "He's rich. Marry him"-Advertising
U see a gorgeous girl @ party.She walks upto u n says"U r rich.Wil u marry me"-Brand Recognition
U see a gorgeous girl @ party n ask her 2 marry u. She introduces u 2 her husband- Thats Demand supply..
U go 2 a party wit frnds n see a gorgeous girl. 1 of ur frnd goes 2 her n say "He's rich. Marry him"-Advertising
U see a gorgeous girl @ party.She walks upto u n says"U r rich.Wil u marry me"-Brand Recognition
U see a gorgeous girl @ party n ask her 2 marry u. She introduces u 2 her husband- Thats Demand supply..
An Ethinic Thought
:I met money & said you are just a piece of paper.
Money smiled & said:
of-course I am.But i havn't seen a dustbin for me yet..?
Money smiled & said:
of-course I am.But i havn't seen a dustbin for me yet..?
Best sayin by Henry Ford on being "LAZY"
Innovation isnt made by early risers,
but by LAZY people,trying to find easier ways to do the same..
but by LAZY people,trying to find easier ways to do the same..
Thought's for life
1)By the time u realise what your parents said was right...
U will have a kid who begins to think you are wrong...!!!
2)Life is like having a cup of coffee. You sit by the window, lift the cup, take a careless sip and find no sugar. Too lazy to go for the sugar, you somehow manage with that sugarless cup. On finishing you discover undissolved sugar crystals settled at the bottom. Thats how life is.. We do not make any effort to value what is around or within us.
So look around, may be the sweetness you are looking for is closer than you think.
3)what u want u dont get. What u get u dont enjoy. What u enjoy is not permanent.
What is permanent is boring! Have patience 2carry on!
4)Never be sad 4 missing whatever U expected but b happy since god made U 2 realize that those expectations doesn't worth ur life.....
5)NEVER regrt thE choices u make,jst blieve n urself & hav faith. Lyf isn't prfect,its a blend of joy& sorrw bt whrevr lyf leads u,its bcoz of a purpose!
6)"People come into your life and people leave it . . .you just have to trust that life has a road mapped out for you."-Orlando Bloom
U will have a kid who begins to think you are wrong...!!!
2)Life is like having a cup of coffee. You sit by the window, lift the cup, take a careless sip and find no sugar. Too lazy to go for the sugar, you somehow manage with that sugarless cup. On finishing you discover undissolved sugar crystals settled at the bottom. Thats how life is.. We do not make any effort to value what is around or within us.
So look around, may be the sweetness you are looking for is closer than you think.
3)what u want u dont get. What u get u dont enjoy. What u enjoy is not permanent.
What is permanent is boring! Have patience 2carry on!
4)Never be sad 4 missing whatever U expected but b happy since god made U 2 realize that those expectations doesn't worth ur life.....
5)NEVER regrt thE choices u make,jst blieve n urself & hav faith. Lyf isn't prfect,its a blend of joy& sorrw bt whrevr lyf leads u,its bcoz of a purpose!
6)"People come into your life and people leave it . . .you just have to trust that life has a road mapped out for you."-Orlando Bloom
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? = ÄToo late, you're dead
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? = ÄToo late, you're dead
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